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Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Wat to do wen feelin frustated... (read at your own risk...consequences will not be compensated)

Here is the list of things which you shud do whenever u feel irritated or frustated:

> Listen slow music
> Forgive
> Meditate
> Try to be happy
> Read books

Blah bLaH BLAH BlAh........

Dont do anything stated above...its all bullshit may be suggested by many already frustated people.....


Here are the things which you shud actually do:

> Read as much NV sms as u can (only if u kw wat i mean...lol)
> Abuse someone who annoys u d most
> Listen Hard Rock Music
> Run..run and run
> Take your bike and go for a drive
> Drink........(water offcourse)
> Update your Orkut/FB status with the most sarcastic statement possible
> Delete all idiots from your profile
> Dont shop...u may regret it later :-)
> A roller coaster ride cud also help
> Wash all your dirty clothes
> Clean your room (this cud actually help...not u bt others residing with u)
> Write crap, talk crap and do crap things
> Recall the name of all books u have read till date
> Play Summer of 69 and act like a ROCK STAR
> Go to your mom and say "Main FA ko FA bolta hu......."
> Cut your old Pajamans into bermudas
> Paint your old plain T into bizzare symbols
> Stand in front of mirror and try to make 100 different faces in one minute
> Call your frnd and say
" Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya Hai?...........

.........Soch, soch. Nahi pata?

Abe D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
Chal AB bata, Jackie Chan ki bahu ka Naam Kya hai? ..........

This one's really simple...

Abe D'Cold again... Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu Thi:-)

> And the easiest wat around is.....
"Go and Sleep........."




PS: You cud add some more ways ........only if they are not intended with Permutations and Combinations... :-)

5 comments:

Geet said...

well written..

Abhinav said...

writing is not da only thing....writer shud hav da ability to make reader curious to know dat wat u gona wirte next...nd u hav dat ability............nd by da way weneva i feel frustrated "Mai FA ko FA nahi bolta"

Mansi said...

@geet
thnx sweets
@abhinav
lolz...thnx
n yea.."Main Fa ko Fa bolti hu" wen i gt frustrated
:-)
try it

heartupsurge said...

I loved it Mansi. Laugh, laugh, laugh. It was the best part of the day. hahahahahah

Mansi said...

thnx :-)